Dunkin
Tino — Dunkin — Beng — X-Ray — Buzda
Nothing quite says guaranteed success like a 1–2 duo consisting of an SEA carry on seven trillion ping and an american who only ever wins on support. Thankfully this is offset by the presence of a timid 10k who can micro your bots to victory provided he isn’t drowned out by, I don’t know, an NA and the world’s most accurately rated 7.8k treantbot.
Predicted finish: 8
Rapdis
Szajtek — Rapdis — Staxxy — Calli — OK
Saddling the top of the line core players with the worst possible tricore options is a time honored tradition in the amateur league, and it’s what separates the frauds from the stars. No prizes for guessing which Szajtek is.
Predicted finish: 8
Ligbank
Ligbank — Bahoi — Sky — Ivz — Mr. T
A blunt rotation so nightmarish it’d turn Snoop Dogg into a Latter-day Saint Mormon. Worse vibes than a kill shelter.
Predicted finish: 8
Madsen
Madsen — Bunny — Drunken Sailor — erie — eisi
No amount of anime about a 11 year old child that is actually totally a thousand years old you need to believe me I’m not coping she’s a dragon can salvage a team full of 5ks where the only person who hasn’t dropped 20% of their MMR since signup is the guy who played 200 games of Turbo.
Predicted finish: 8
ri
jihapse — ri — 7emistor — Dandris — Nappa
I feel really queasy about 3 of 4 non-ri players on this team spending evenings with a minor every week.
Predicted finish: 8
Crispy Bacon
Luneroshay — Crispy Bacon — Intergraphic — errormakro — Debowy
Despite the overall tone of these reviews I’d like to commend Crispy Bacon. It’s a true testament to his character that he was willing to tank all of the undesirables in the pool all at once.
Predicted finish: 8
Snufkin
RampagingBench — Xiniu — whonoobnow — Crysen — Snufkin
It’s 2024 and the best core player on this team is RampagingBench lmfao
Predicted finish: 8
Cory
Wooo — backwardshello — Cory — Zaop — Sassy
cory
Predicted finish: 8