Dec 16, 2022my cl team can’t be this cute Season Reviewmy cl team can’t be this cute Season Review This is the 3rd or maybe 4th team in a row I’ve had go out in the final couple playdays of an event despite being poised to go all the way and it’s uh, pretty rough. …Cleu8 min readCleu8 min read
Oct 12, 2022Bozo Conversion Camp — A JournalClarity League, Season 5 Division 1 — Foreword Ahead of season 25 of RD2L I decided to again try writing a week-by-week journal in lieu of an end-of-season retrospective review. Since this season of Clarity runs concurrently with that, I thought it might be cool to do the same for this team, with the difference being that I’m…Cleu18 min readCleu18 min read
Aug 31, 2022Midking Simp Society — A JournalRD2L WED, Season 25 — Foreword While “concise” has never exactly been a quality of the content I’ve written in and for these communities, I’ll note at the start that this “review” is a particularly egregious exercise in long-winded stream-of-consciousness commentary. I’m taking some liberties with the term review here; while it is what I’m posting…Rd 2 L27 min readRd 2 L27 min read
Aug 2, 2022Clarity League Season 5 — Team Reviews / Power Rankings: Part IIDivision 2 Oh sweet respite — finally a break from all the aimless guessi- “ok so legitsplit has Cory and jihadi and Jeremy” — huh. Nevermind. Hand me those darts and a blindfold. Tier 3 8. Jesus | DrDeath, Jesus, Ribbo, srEo, HESOIJAM Average: 5284 | 5690, 4670, 5750, 5180, 5130 Another team that I imagine might line up differently — particularly…Cleu10 min readCleu10 min read
Aug 1, 2022Clarity League Season 5 — Team Reviews / Power Rankings: Part IWhen I made the promise that I’d run it back and write power rankings for the first time since Season 2 if we reached four full divisions, I wasn’t entirely convinced it would happen. Excitingly enough it did (and we could’ve viably shot for five!), but now I’m committed —…Cleu10 min readCleu10 min read
Mar 3, 2022Team 8 arm 0 farm — Season ReviewClarity League Divisions — Season 2, Division 1 — Roster: Madsen © (1), Omegasaw (2), Nsphere (3), Rapdis (4), Eisi (5) Going into this season, my plan for the draft was to try and apply the same formula as I did last season — get two people I’ve played with already and enjoy being on a team with, and…Cleu8 min readCleu8 min read
Nov 30, 2021Team waloo & the cuddlebuddies — Season ReviewClarity League Divisions — Season 2, Division 1 — Roster: Madsen © (1), Harbinger (2), Crispy Bacon (3), Waloo (4), RobMyst (5) Well then. Here we are. I was prepared to write this review a fair bit earlier, and I’m sure you were prepared to read it earlier as well. This was a fascinating season to me, for many…Cleu14 min readCleu14 min read
Nov 15, 2021Team dusk fanclub 2003 — Season ReviewRoster: Madsen © (1), Ligbank (2), MannlyMann (3), Quack like a Duck (4), Nyk (5) This was a bit of a trainwreck, wasn’t it? Right off the bat, I’ll be honest in saying I don’t have much to say here from a more generalized point of view. There’s not much…Cleu10 min readCleu10 min read
Oct 12, 2021Clarity League Season 2 — Team Reviews / Power Rankings: Part IIClarity Divisions — This is part 2 of my Season 2 Power Rankings, going over Clarity Divisions — you can read my Clarity Linear reviews here. Disclaimers: These are all my own personal thoughts, and power rankings are meant purely as entertainment. I place a greater emphasis on team reviews, rather than the…Cleu16 min readCleu16 min read
Oct 10, 2021Clarity League Season 2 — Team Reviews / Power Rankings: Part IClarity Linear Rankings — The player drafts of Season 2 were…interesting, to say the least. On paper, this has left us with some fairly clear-cut rankings selections, but lord knows Clarity seasons are all but predictable. This iteration of my power rankings has one attribute that distinguishes it significantly from the rest: one round…Cleu11 min readCleu11 min read
